Sunday, September 19, 2010

Excellent tales from the life of a hospitality worker.

Customer: "Hey, were you wearing something different earlier?"
Me: "No, this is my uniform. I have to wear it at work."
Customer: "Oh, I must have just imagined you in less."

Customer: "I haven't been able to take my eyes off you all night but I've completely forgotten your name."
Me checking name tag: "It's 'Work Experience' at the moment."

Customer: "I have a really tricky order, you might want to grab a pen."
Me - picks up pen.
Customer: "I want 2 shots of coffee in a latte glass with some whipped cream and chocolate shavings on the top."
Me - writes '1 x Vienna.'
Customer: "You didn't write enough, you have to write it all down so you don't make it wrong."

Customer: "So if I order room service I'll get to see you again?"
Me: "Yes. I'll even get paid for it! Crazy that huh..."

Customer: "This is delicious! You have to tell me what it is!"
Me: "It's a chocolate cake, you ordered it off the menu."
Customer: "No I mean the stuff like ice cream that it comes with!"
Me: "Vanilla ice cream."

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