One quarter.

Today I visited my mother for the first time in almost a month, this is due to various social commitments that I have had to uphold. Yes, basically that means I was hungover on my days off. At least I am honest about it.

We were discussing various social behaviors that, no matter how much one discusses or condemns, still remain rampant in today's society. These behaviors include;

Staring at people when you are in a car, like somehow the people on the outside of the car won't see you because you are in a car. Even though the car is in fact fitted with transparent glass partitions, also known as windows.

Leaving the toilet seat up, even though only one quarter of the activities that toilets are meant for require the seat to be up. Think about it, there are 4 things that generally occur on a toilet, (we're not going to go into fetishes here) a man urinating, a woman urinating, a man defecating and a woman defecating. Only one quarter of these things require the toilet seat to be lifted.

Changing queues in the supermarket/shopping outlet repeatedly. When you make a decision to stand in a queue you should stay there and let other people make decisions to join other queues. If you go whoring around from queue you just frustrate those in front of and behind you, especially if you change more than once. I for one try to always stand back and choose my queue before I join any because I know that once I've joined, I'm in for the long haul. This also includes getting a shopping partner to stand in one queue whilst you stand in the other. It's like you're cheating every shopper in both queues.

There were many other points raised, analyzed, discussed and then agreed upon before the final decision was reached that a whole new social code should be enforced, which all must abide by. Then I realized that I am in fact not Hitler, so this wouldn't work. Unless I grow a little mustache and learn some German...